This is DOGSHAMPOO, home of Clownbear Meatball and personal website of some guy named Parker. It's still largely a work of progress, but this is
sort of a 'landing page' for all the stuff like links to other websites.
This isn't mobile-safe at all, so please view it on a tablet or a computer... sorry!
Oh yeah, none of the ads on this site are real! They are all submitted by friends of Clownbear.
Q: What program do you use?
A: I used to use Procreate. Nowadays, I just use Clip Studio Paint.
Q: What brushes do you use?
A: Check the bar on the right.
Q: Why is it called dog shampoo...
A: I don't know...
Name: Clownbear Meatball
Age: I haven't asked...
Likes: A fine selection of meats
Clownbear comes from a family of working class clowns. Such family consists of a gondolier clown, a gardener clown,
a baker clown, and much more.
All the baby clowns in their little clown town start out as animal clowns. When they come of age, they transition
into a working clown and change their name. Clownbear is different, however. He is still a Clownbear. This behavior is looked down upon
in this society.
One day, his family was fed up with him freeloading, so they decided to give him an ultimatum. Either he finds
a clown job, or they kick him out. Of course, he was too lazy to find a job, so they booted him out shortly (with an oversized
Such cruel fate... but it is the start of an adventure!